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INTERVIEWS AND ARTICLES: "ALBUM REVIEW:
SLAMM MAGAZINE"
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3 out of 10
Right off the bat I loved this album. Seriously, you should have heard
how well it shattered off my Louisville Slugger. The experience of listening
to the debut of blink 182s side project (featuring guitarist Tom
DeLonge and drummer Travis Barker) would have been better served with
a set of instructions. For example, the following hints would have greatly
expedited my listening pleasure: "This album is filled with a horrible
noxious gas, destroy immediately" or "Throw CD ten feet in
the air over a hard surface, swing at CD with an oversized club like
tool. Repeat as necessary."
Goes Well With: Failing to compensate for a ton of bubble-gum-pop-punk
albums.
Lyrics: Mostly excerpts from 7th grade yearbooks. They might have well
been "K.I.T, "Don't ever change", and "sorry so
sloppy." Hell, that would have been an improvement.
Music: Would have been borderline terrorism without the drumming---
inventive fills, breaks, and beats, especially involving the high-hat
and snare. Indeed, the drumming is awesome. In fact, most of the performances
are strong. If it weren't for Mostly 8th notes, the overused "quiet
then loud" trick -- ABABCAC format, one melody songwriting, and
horrifying lyrics -- I might actually buy the Tom Delonge guitar and
not break it over my newly tainted CD player.
Disclaimer I: If you're into the pop side of punk, metal, or rock --
this might be a good transition into "emo" or "indie"
-- whatever the fuck that means.
Disclaimer II: Eight out of ten stars go to the drummer.
Disclaimer III: If recording this album shattering into enumerable pieces,
I recommend a SM57, a wooden bat, and Einsturzende Neubauten's "Engel
Der Vernichtung. Otherwise the results are not guaranteed.
CREDITS: BRAD ANNESTREET // SLAMM MAGAZINE
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