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Reebok Commercial
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I Won't Be Home For Christmas
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Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan’s helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It’s Christmas time, again
It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand, All year
I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don’t get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

Well, I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
'Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn’t have a tree
Christmas came a night early
'Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

It’s Christmas time, again
It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand, All year
I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don’t get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

I Won't Be Home.. (Repeat x6)
I Won't Be Home For Christmas

It Feels So Good (Live)
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Take off your pants dad
Your penis is the biggest dick
My but has ever 'cause i ain't noo
If Feels so good

Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker

It Would Be Nice To Have A Blowjob (Live)
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Genie In A Bottle And 13 Miles (Live)
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Family Reunion
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Short Music For Short People

Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twot
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twot
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twot
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twot

I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
and my mamma too
oh, is this thing on?...

Dammit - Spice Girls (Live)
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People,People,People (Live)
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People, people, people, where's the love in this world?
People, people, people, where's the love in this world?

Because you're all my brothers and sisters,
and we all love with one heart, so why won't some girl suck my cock?

Silent Night (Live)
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Transvestite (Live)
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My mom she's not a woman anymore
She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man
Dresses like a man
Oh how she's not as feminine as she
Used to be before
Oh how she so damned masculine

I close my eyes
(I close my eyes)
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's a transvestite (x2)

Mark Improvising (Live)
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Untitled And Spice Girls (Live)
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13 Miles (Mark's Song) (Live)
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13 miles down the road lives a young boy
He's got jet black hair and blue green eyes and he's mine
And every now and then he and i will sit together on the porch
And i take off his pants and fuck him from behind
And i love him for his mind and soul
and i love his wrinkled scrotum too
so if you see us passing by on some dreary rainy day
take a look at the young boy and his naked asshole

"Joke" (Live)
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The Girl Next Door
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8675309 Jenny
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Dancing With Myself
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On the floors of Tokyo
Down in London town's a go go
With the record selection,
And the mirror's reflection,
I'm a dancin' with myself

A-when there's no one else in sight,
A-in crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh oh. Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself, oh, oh, oh, oh.

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself

Oh oh. Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself,

Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh... Marky
Oh, oh oh oh, oh

Well if I looked all over the world
And there's ev'ry type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself

Oh oh. Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask one to daaaaaaaaaaaaaance
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Oh, oh, oh Dancin' with myself.
Oh, oh, dancin' with myself, oh, oh,
And I Sweat, sweat, Sweat...

Wow, hey you look great tonight
That´s obcain, I never saw that sort of position before
Do you wanna dance

 

Man Overboard (Unreleased)
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My Boyfriend's Back
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Dead Man's Curve
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Tom: Jan and Dean Demo Take One
Mark: I'm ready!
Tom : Dean! Get it right.
Mark: Leave me alone
Tom: Jan and Dean Demo take two.

I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right
He rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
And challenged me then and there to a drag
I said, "you're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine
Let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine
I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
Let's race all the way
To Dead Man's Curve

Dead Man's Curve,
Dead Man's Curve,
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve

The street was deserted late Friday night
We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
We both popped the clutch when the light turned green
You should of heard the whine from my screamin' machine
I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six tail lights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were
At Dead Man's Curve

Well - the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
And this I found out for myself that everyone was right
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve

Dead Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve

Good Times
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Good Times (x3)
Oh baby Good Times

Goodtimes

Everytime you need a...
Everytime you...
Everytime you Rock the mic...

Keeping your head above water
Making Awake when you can
... Good Times
He's a better rip off...
Scratching off a Friday?... Good Times
...

Aint we lucky we got our good times.

Seasons In The Sun
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The Phantom Of The Opera
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Let's Go Smoke Some Pot
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I Think Of You When I Jerk Off
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