Reebok
Commercial
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I
Won't Be Home For Christmas
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Outside
the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My
girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So
I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time theyll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satans helpers
And
then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
Its
Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant
stand, All year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You
people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
Well,
I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas
Eve
'Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And
even though the jail didnt have a tree
Christmas came a night early
'Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
Its
Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant
stand, All year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You
people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
I
Won't Be Home.. (Repeat x6)
I Won't Be Home For Christmas
It
Feels So Good (Live)
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Take
off your pants dad
Your penis is the biggest dick
My but has ever 'cause i ain't noo
If Feels so good
Shut
your fucking face
Uncle fucker
It
Would Be Nice To Have A Blowjob (Live)
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Genie
In A Bottle And 13 Miles (Live)
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Family
Reunion
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Short
Music For Short People
Shit
piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits
fart turd and twot
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker
tits fart turd and twot
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker
tits fart turd and twot
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker
tits fart turd and twot
I
fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
and my mamma too
oh, is this thing on?...
Dammit
- Spice Girls (Live)
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People,People,People
(Live)
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People,
people, people, where's the love in this world?
People, people, people, where's the love in this
world?
Because
you're all my brothers and sisters,
and we all love with one heart, so why won't some
girl suck my cock?
Silent
Night (Live)
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Transvestite
(Live)
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My
mom she's not a woman anymore
She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a
man
Dresses like a man
Oh how she's not as feminine as she
Used to be before
Oh how she so damned masculine
I
close my eyes
(I close my eyes)
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My
mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor
I
close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My
mom's a transvestite (x2)
Mark
Improvising (Live)
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Untitled
And Spice Girls (Live)
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13
Miles (Mark's Song) (Live)
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13
miles down the road lives a young boy
He's got jet black hair and blue green eyes and
he's mine
And every now and then he and i will sit together
on the porch
And i take off his pants and fuck him from behind
And i love him for his mind and soul
and i love his wrinkled scrotum too
so if you see us passing by on some dreary rainy
day
take a look at the young boy and his naked asshole
"Joke"
(Live)
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The
Girl Next Door
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8675309
Jenny
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Dancing
With Myself
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On
the floors of Tokyo
Down in London town's a go go
With the record selection,
And the mirror's reflection,
I'm a dancin' with myself
A-when
there's no one else in sight,
A-in crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh
oh. Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself, oh, oh, oh, oh.
If
I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.
So
let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself
Oh
oh. Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself,
Oh,
oh, oh.
Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh... Marky
Oh, oh oh oh, oh
Well
if I looked all over the world
And there's ev'ry type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.
So
let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself
Oh
oh. Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask one to daaaaaaaaaaaaaance
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Oh, oh, oh Dancin' with myself.
Oh, oh, dancin' with myself, oh, oh,
And I Sweat, sweat, Sweat...
Wow,
hey you look great tonight
That´s obcain, I never saw that sort of
position before
Do you wanna dance
Man
Overboard (Unreleased)
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My
Boyfriend's Back
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Dead
Man's Curve
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Tom:
Jan and Dean Demo Take One
Mark: I'm ready!
Tom : Dean! Get it right.
Mark: Leave me alone
Tom: Jan and Dean Demo take two.
I
was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right
He rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
And challenged me then and there to a drag
I said, "you're on, buddy, my mill's runnin'
fine
Let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine
I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
Let's race all the way
To Dead Man's Curve
Dead
Man's Curve,
Dead Man's Curve,
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve
The
street was deserted late Friday night
We were buggin' each other while we sat out the
light
We both popped the clutch when the light turned
green
You should of heard the whine from my screamin'
machine
I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six tail lights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were
At Dead Man's Curve
Well
- the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to
swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
And this I found out for myself that everyone
was right
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve
Dead
Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve
Good
Times
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Good
Times (x3)
Oh baby Good Times
Goodtimes
Everytime
you need a...
Everytime you...
Everytime you Rock the mic...
Keeping
your head above water
Making Awake when you can
... Good Times
He's a better rip off...
Scratching off a Friday?... Good Times
...
Aint
we lucky we got our good times.
Seasons
In The Sun
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The
Phantom Of The Opera
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Let's
Go Smoke Some Pot
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I
Think Of You When I Jerk Off
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